Saturday, July 10, 2021

Vampires and Hot Sultry boys... Yum yum yum...

Tall, dark and brooding… Don’t they just make us mere mortal women get weak in the knees? The first Vampire I was introduced to was not that tall, he’s blond and definitely not brooding… He’s a freaking rock star. Uhh yes, my first blood sucker crush Spike a.k.a William “the Bloody” Pratt. Then there was Angel, Lestat, Louis and then there was too many to list down. Okay that’s not the point of this post… the point of this post is really: Why is Edward Cullen is so damn famous as a vampire while he don’t even have the poise of one and Damon Salvatore is not… Got me? No? Good. Okay the real point is that I just want to put up some hot boys acting as vampire according to my scale… Friends, just don’t drool. It’s going to be hell fire hot with these lads. Here goes my ranking of 20 top sultry male vampire (individually and Edward is not number 1…) Bite me. Opps…
20) Godric (True Blood) – He’s sexy and all but he’s just a tad bit old. He is more than 2000 years old (makes you wonder does he know how to google?)
Godric played by Allan Hyde 19) Emmett Cullen (Twilight) – just not a fan. ‘Nuff said.
Emmett played by Kellan Lutz 18) Roderick 'Rod' Justin Farrell (Vampire Clan) - Not the best attempt, he was better off as Chris in Charmed
Rod played by Drew Fuller 17) Marius de Romanus (Queen of the Damned) - Umm...
Marius played by Vincent Perez 16) Angel (Angel) - Vampire with a soul... *sweet smiley face*
Angel played by David Borenaz 15) Bill Compton (True Blood)
Bill played by Stephen Moyer 14) Edward (Daybreakers)
Edward played by Ethan Hawke 13) Eric Northman (True Blood)
Eric played by Alexander Skarsgard 12) Dracula (Dracula 2000) - He's Gerard Butler... He sings, dance and apparently a Vampire... yum...
Dracula played by Gerard Butler 11) Josef Kostan (Moonlight) - He's rich.. muahaha
Josef played by Jason Dohring 10) Lestat De LionCourt (Interview with the Vampire)
Lestat played by Tom Cruise 9) Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview with the Vampire)
Louis played by Brad Pitt 8) Vampire Armand (Interview with the Vampire)
Armand played by Antonio Banderas 7) Mick St. John (Moonlight) - A personal private investigator... *drools*
Mick played by Alex O’Loughlin 6) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) - What can I say... He's a rock star... and he writes poetry... (here's the part you all go awww..)
Spike played by James Marsters 5) Lestat De LionCourt (Queen of The Damned) - Irish, cool, rock star and yummy...
Lestat played by Stuart Townsend 4) Edward Cullen (Twilight) - it sort of felt wrong to leave him off...
Edward played by Robert Pattinson 2) Stefan Salvatore (Vampire Diaries) - Tall, dark and brooding... Oh baby, oh baby... turn me now... please, please.. I beg of you...
Stefan played by Paul Wesley 2) Jasper Hale (Twilight) - It just felt right for him to be here... army and all... ngeee...
Jasper played by Jackson Rathbone 1) Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries) - What else do you need when you have Damon? Heh... Ian marry me...
Damon played by Ian Somerhalder
Okay, tall, dark and brooding does work for a mysterious, blood sucking and glamering vampire. Okay now, I have to get back to being glamered or persuaded by these two blood sucking brothers… Damon’s mine so lay off… You can take Edward for all I care… Damon and Stefan’s mine… so back off… Love, -ieja-

3 comments:

Silvia from sweden said...

heeey! i think godrick should be number 1 :(

Anonymous said...

oh ian is so hot!

Anonymous said...

Ah yes sexy Lestat......They may have gotten his hair wrong but his voice is godly....And Armand....terribly cast considerin Armand was suppose to be...look 15. But wondefully played.....I'm reading The Vampire Lestat currently and just wanna say.

Lestat has love issues.